Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
