she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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