You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
vagina is talking i cant
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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