Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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