But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
