How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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