STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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