If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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