Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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