Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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