so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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