ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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