I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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