he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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