Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Two words: nipple clamps
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