hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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