he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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