Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
