Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
