Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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