I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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