I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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