God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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