I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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