I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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