C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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