one two three fourrrrnication!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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