spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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