I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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