Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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