I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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