with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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