'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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