Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
