i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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