just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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