Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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