I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
false alarm, still single
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