it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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