I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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