we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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