forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
