her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
my sisters under your porch take her home
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm like, not good at living.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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