I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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