if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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