have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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