make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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