I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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