You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Everclear isn't food dammit
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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