Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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