They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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